...thats GERMAN chocolate.

matt_bear @ 2008-06-30T14:36:00

2008-06-30T18:36:24Z

suck assss

water

2006-08-08T00:40:03Z

my phone broke so i lost all my numbers...if you are my friend leave your number after the dash

dash-

couger advancements

2006-07-14T23:38:59Z

pickles arnt very good...... olives are better

hey is the world having fun drinking shakes and eating french frys

im having fun eating candy evryday............. wellp eat sour candy you will be happier

guess what

2006-04-25T02:26:34Z

im coming home soon........ like in homword bound2 when the dogs get lost and find there way back by themsleves........... like that but im a human...... rar

pussy punch

2006-03-29T19:26:22Z

this is where i unload my emotional feelings....... wait not really........... you guys are as gay as bano frm u2..... grow like a tree in the gorund get it? your mom got it

Hebbbzilla quizzz 400

2006-03-16T01:14:12Z

whats your most favorite thing you do everyday
----- eat candy
whats your most hated thing you do everyday
----- listen to girls whine
you do you see everyday no matter what
-----liz...Brandon.....willcox.... adam
who do you miss the most
-----even.... bdb
where do you wish you lived
-----florida or NC
who do you think loves you the most
-----1011 girls .....210 boys........c-town boys
who do you think hates you the most
-----GOD

yo lie a lot why? my toe nails are to long not too!

2006-03-01T19:07:40Z

would you say yes to beiing thy sexy fox........ i did

can a bathroom smell like snakes?

can a tv smell like peanut butter

oh yeah its my birthday today

ummmmmm yeahhhh

2006-02-10T19:20:35Z

i want the snow to melt........ melttt

yessss

2006-01-30T22:50:16Z

http://www.skateperception.com/fork/simp_Jan30-Large.mov

iv ben skateboarding everyday

2006-01-24T23:00:09Z

are you a bunny bear......

................. www.pleasantproductions.com

melt snow................................melt

lesbian cheese its

2006-01-20T05:51:50Z

so to all who is a warrior................... slay thee demon.... and vanquish your sins...... for hebert makes achoes that taste good...... and he is a hard mother fuckerfrom the central hood...........................

who do you like better me or my best friend.......

could you survive withouth solid food?

would an alien kill your babies

are you old enough to export pickles and olives

if these questions apply to you... make a pp and j sandwhich and lynch yourself....

kidding like the easter bunny

hebzilla

fuck ass mcdonalds

2006-01-09T16:13:50Z

.............................................................................

.............i pod this bitch....................... ........................

robots

2005-12-14T20:32:52Z

fuck you................................. you know who u are

yessss

2005-12-10T20:49:20Z

why are you wearing that stupid man suit

what was your dream last night?

mine was i was eating cheese for an hour and then i turned into a super hero cheese man and stopped starvation by giving people cheese. hahaha

gktuktuk

2005-11-14T21:31:09Z

http://www.retrosix.net/forked/dayinthelife.mov

check it out

nollie flip of the future

2005-11-13T05:28:59Z

feeling no love.............
todays conclusion
praying is a self realization process...when you prey for somthing.. you solve the problem by speaking and identifing it...... you solve the problem not god......its weird how humans have souls to comfort and understand others at anytime.......
years conclusion
its allso weird how things are forogoteen so easily... friendships are faded through each day.....friends shine through hardships.....

a fakie flip to happineess

this is for all

ummm what new in your life

2005-11-08T10:22:07Z

what is your second house? well i live at 3 houses

1.mine-- justin, brandon , myself
2. his--nick resonich, jordon s., trevor ,frank
3.there's--bree, kelly, liz

so today i was sitting in art class and this girl asked me.... why is god bringing suffering to those who are undeserving..and if not god becasue he would not punish those who are undeserving, than who...... she basiclly wantedto hear some insight..

.........so i said probably your mama...... i quikly yelled WAIT i said "but god punishes fat people"

if have read this yor mother also.........becasue this story is a fabrication of your dreams
oh yeah your moms apple pie is way better all warm inside......

happy day tooo

sighhhhh

2005-11-01T23:26:46Z

if only i could find what i am looking for

halloween was a sad day i drank by myself from 830 till 230

why does the cop stay in bed when he is sick......................... because he is a undercover cop

2005-10-24T06:09:33Z

the forbideen quiz

What are your favorite 10 things?

holloween........
gondor..(warrior from "willow")
art class/ reading......
gushers.........
a cold brew.......
shaving and being able to go trick n treat
dreaming
sleep......
sea lab.....

what are your least favorite 10 things?

being injured...
snakes....
mayonnaise all over a sandwich......
bush light......
sharks.....
driving in traffic with a manuel in detroit area during the summer
raking leaves.....
i procrastinate
cleaning up someone else's vomit
vh1 puff diddy and commercials

are you sexy?

yes........

ohla coma estas salsa?

2005-10-11T05:55:38Z

so halowween party at cmu ..............who wants in

party includes
sexyness
scaryness
silliness

THE THREE S's

sonner or latter

2005-08-21T20:19:44Z

up to school on Wed..... see ya

matt_bear @ 2005-08-10T18:47:00

2005-08-10T22:59:10Z

so on tuesday i went to a KFC in Mt. Pleasant , and when i walked in there where only people of the age of 70-90... it was like only old people bought chicken... so i quickly turned around and walked out... bec ofcoure old people contaminate food....i thought i should share this experience withh all

I need a new avatar

2005-08-10T17:23:46Z

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
my swelbow....from faalling skating... its a calcium deposite now

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
paint...posters...putang

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
umm probably pat benetar

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
2:04am

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
striped shirts....flip tricks out of things......and a lady friend if you get where im going with that...YEEAAHHHH

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
you..... and justin C.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my computer files

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
spagetti...thats good

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
only in a sweety V

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW...
i would first try really hard tricks down a handrail... resulting in two broken ankles... then i would have sex with some hookers(haha) and then do hard drus till i was dead and order a bunch of gay porn and send it to all my frineds

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
brian fellows.....and nm

13. What is your favorite cologne/perfume?
dont have one

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
sexy hair?

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
at a kfc by some fat chick

16.DO YOU LIKE PORN?
meh...shes ok
17. WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES?
donnie darko.... heman masters of the universe.... spun.. ... city of god....... sin city

18. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON?
ummm california.... north carolina......france.... hawaii

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
you..and B

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
i speak spanish

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ?)
a swoosh ball in 2nd grade

22. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN(s)?
Pig Destroyer

23. FAVORITE BAND(s)?
cephalic carnage.... SDRA...daughters ......tusk

24. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
angles and demons

25. FAVORITE DESSERT:
ice cream....

26. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
caffinated as helll

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE ?
hopefully god loves you......................AHHAHAHAHAHAH

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
no ...but wait that alien kinda looks like a hot girl... lets have sex with it...

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
yeah dont at all...thats how all guys kreep out girls

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
7

31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
brunettes 1st blonde 2nd

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
even mac

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
getting cut off driving.... how unloving some people are...

34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
yep

35. WHO IS YOUR CURRENT CRUSH?
well crusjed a deck yester day her name was shikira

36: WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
sharks

37: SAY SOMETHING TO SOMEONE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN/TALKED TO IN AWHILE:
hey adam cefai i like you

38: HAVE YOU EVER SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND NOT MEANT IT?
yes

39: WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS SURVEY?
working at twc oh wait i still am

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
3 foot long penis
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
im working alone

42. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PIZZA?
everything except pinnaple

KEGS AND BITCHES

2005-08-10T17:01:45Z

Number Lock:

My name could be Kay
Is that why you never look this way
Is this instrument out of tune
hey what movie is this? Dune
please insert the correct tab
as guided I'll leave this town in a cab
i will auto-format my existence
and like a stream we are keep flowing
a city, is but a small pond upon civilization
how much of me have you seen
what emotion makes up your souls subsistence
what will you miss

matt_bear @ 2005-07-31T15:47:00

2005-07-31T19:48:17Z

i love you

come to hebert