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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2008|02:36 pm]
suck assss
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water [Aug. 7th, 2006|08:39 pm]
my phone broke so i lost all my numbers...if you are my friend leave your number after the dash


dash-
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couger advancements [Jul. 14th, 2006|07:35 pm]
[Current Location |not in anyones crotch]
[mood |creative]
[music |annal narcath]

pickles arnt very good...... olives are better

hey is the world having fun drinking shakes and eating french frys



im having fun eating candy evryday............. wellp eat sour candy you will be happier
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guess what [Apr. 24th, 2006|10:24 pm]
im coming home soon........ like in homword bound2 when the dogs get lost and find there way back by themsleves........... like that but im a human...... rar
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pussy punch [Mar. 29th, 2006|07:21 pm]
[music |assistant]

this is where i unload my emotional feelings....... wait not really........... you guys are as gay as bano frm u2..... grow like a tree in the gorund get it? your mom got it
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Hebbbzilla quizzz 400 [Mar. 15th, 2006|08:08 pm]
[mood |creative]
[music |311 fucking sucks]

whats your most favorite thing you do everyday
----- eat candy
whats your most hated thing you do everyday
----- listen to girls whine
you do you see everyday no matter what
-----liz...Brandon.....willcox.... adam
who do you miss the most
-----even.... bdb
where do you wish you lived
-----florida or NC
who do you think loves you the most
-----1011 girls .....210 boys........c-town boys
who do you think hates you the most
-----GOD
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yo lie a lot why? my toe nails are to long not too! [Mar. 1st, 2006|07:05 pm]
[Tags|]
[mood | anxious]
[music |notwist]

would you say yes to beiing thy sexy fox........ i did



can a bathroom smell like snakes?



can a tv smell like peanut butter




oh yeah its my birthday today
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ummmmmm yeahhhh [Feb. 10th, 2006|06:52 pm]
i want the snow to melt........ melttt
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yessss [Jan. 30th, 2006|05:50 pm]
http://www.skateperception.com/fork/simp_Jan30-Large.mov
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iv ben skateboarding everyday [Jan. 24th, 2006|05:55 pm]
[Tags|]
[mood | calm]
[music |mogwai]

are you a bunny bear......











................. www.pleasantproductions.com







melt snow................................melt
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lesbian cheese its [Jan. 20th, 2006|12:46 am]
[mood | hyper]
[music |anal cunt]

so to all who is a warrior................... slay thee demon.... and vanquish your sins...... for hebert makes achoes that taste good...... and he is a hard mother fuckerfrom the central hood...........................





who do you like better me or my best friend.......





could you survive withouth solid food?



would an alien kill your babies



are you old enough to export pickles and olives





if these questions apply to you... make a pp and j sandwhich and lynch yourself....





kidding like the easter bunny



hebzilla
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fuck ass mcdonalds [Jan. 9th, 2006|11:10 am]
[mood | blank]
[music |Rome (Written Upside Down) [EP]]

.............................................................................

.............i pod this bitch....................... ........................
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robots [Dec. 14th, 2005|03:32 pm]
fuck you................................. you know who u are
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yessss [Dec. 10th, 2005|03:45 pm]
[mood | content]
[music |krisien]

why are you wearing that stupid man suit








what was your dream last night?





mine was i was eating cheese for an hour and then i turned into a super hero cheese man and stopped starvation by giving people cheese. hahaha
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gktuktuk [Nov. 14th, 2005|04:28 pm]
http://www.retrosix.net/forked/dayinthelife.mov


check it out
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nollie flip of the future [Nov. 13th, 2005|12:21 am]
[mood | numb]
[music |if only]

feeling no love.............
todays conclusion
praying is a self realization process...when you prey for somthing.. you solve the problem by speaking and identifing it...... you solve the problem not god......its weird how humans have souls to comfort and understand others at anytime.......
years conclusion
its allso weird how things are forogoteen so easily... friendships are faded through each day.....friends shine through hardships.....

a fakie flip to happineess


this is for all
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ummm what new in your life [Nov. 8th, 2005|05:12 am]
[Tags|]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |ass & titties]

what is your second house? well i live at 3 houses

1.mine-- justin, brandon , myself
2. his--nick resonich, jordon s., trevor ,frank
3.there's--bree, kelly, liz

so today i was sitting in art class and this girl asked me.... why is god bringing suffering to those who are undeserving..and if not god becasue he would not punish those who are undeserving, than who...... she basiclly wantedto hear some insight..

.........so i said probably your mama...... i quikly yelled WAIT i said "but god punishes fat people"


if have read this yor mother also.........becasue this story is a fabrication of your dreams
oh yeah your moms apple pie is way better all warm inside......


happy day tooo
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sighhhhh [Nov. 1st, 2005|06:12 pm]
[mood |busy]
[music |aaaaaaaaaaaaa]

if only i could find what i am looking for

halloween was a sad day i drank by myself from 830 till 230
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why does the cop stay in bed when he is sick......................... because he is a undercover cop [Oct. 24th, 2005|01:42 am]
[mood |insignificant]
[music |music is my number 11 favorite thing]

the forbideen quiz

What are your favorite 10 things?

holloween........
gondor..(warrior from "willow")
art class/ reading......
gushers.........
a cold brew.......
shaving and being able to go trick n treat
dreaming
sleep......
sea lab.....

what are your least favorite 10 things?

being injured...
snakes....
mayonnaise all over a sandwich......
bush light......
sharks.....
driving in traffic with a manuel in detroit area during the summer
raking leaves.....
i procrastinate
cleaning up someone else's vomit
vh1 puff diddy and commercials

are you sexy?

yes........
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ohla coma estas salsa? [Oct. 11th, 2005|01:52 am]
[mood | cheerful]
[music |godspeed]

so halowween party at cmu ..............who wants in


party includes
sexyness
scaryness
silliness


THE THREE S's
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